Women’s Retreat
Friday, September 30th, 2005
The women from my church are getting together for a weekend retreat. I remember the first time I attended a women's retreat and left Wayne alone with all four children. The kids were little, and his last words to me, as I excitedly walked out the door, were a weak utterance of, "Don't go." I pretended not to hear him and escaped as fast as I could. My return was hilarious. It went something like this:
"I had a fabulous weekend. I feel so close to God and to my friends."
Wayne said. "Ted threw up."
"I can't believe how two days away can revive my spirit."
"It got in the carpet, in the hallway. He never did make it to the bathroom."
And I said, "I stayed up all night and talked with friends. We laughed and prayed, and it was just wonderful."
Wayne said. "I think it was the ten hot dogs he ate for lunch."
"Oh, Sweetheart, I'm so glad to be home. I love you all so much. Did everything go all right?"
"I love you, too. How was the retreat?"
Who says Wayne and I don't communicate well?