Recently I read a magazine article about the essential elements for training dogs.  Apparently dogs respond best to three  . . . shall we say incentives.   Food, praise and toys.  I pondered that for a moment and realized I had used the same three training tools for Bogie.  He certainly enjoys his treats, and when I praised him, he looked up at me with adoring eyes, and oh how he loves his toys.  As I put away the article, I realized something else, and my friends I am more than happy to share this deep insight with each one of you.  Bogie and Wayne are not all that different.  Men, too, are trainable.  They respond to the same three incentives.  All a man really needs to be happy is food, praise and toys.