Bedroom Etiquette<< All Articles
I went to the dentist this morning to have my teeth cleaned. Somehow or other an entire year passed since my last cleaning. I don’t have a clue where those months went. Zip and they evaporated. One question the hygienist always asks is, "Are you wearing your night guard?" Actually, I’m pretty faithful when it comes to that guard. It’s a molded piece of thick rubber that protects my teeth from grinding. Wearing it, however, does not improve my looks. Wayne claims it’s the best birth control we’ve ever used!