I’m missing my grandchildren.  They are funny and smart.  Let me give you an example. 
 
Just before I left for Florida I was having a problem with my cell phone, so I did what every self-respecting grandmother does–I gave my cell phone to my 14 year-old granddaughter, Jazmine, who assured me she could help me.  She worked on it a couple of minutes and declared it fixed.  However, when I went to use it, the screen was blank and no button I pushed would work.  In a panic I called my daughter and said I needed to talk to Jazmine, who, naturally, was gone.  Jody suggested I try the ON button.  I did and the phone instantly came to life!  Later that day, James, Jody’s ten year-old, asked his mother, "Is Grandma dumb?"  Apparently so, my friends, apparently so!